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thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

take me to a park and enjoy the heat and the outside with me, ill be stuck to you like glue.

August 31st 2014
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» Anonymous asked:

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

August 31st 2014
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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

August 31st 2014
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