Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
send me anons and I will try to be honest??
does anyone know if the blue devils sell their flags when the seasons over?
i know crown will do it, but im interested in the film strip flag
roommate: guess what my grandpa gave me?!
roommate: a machete!!
He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,